April 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is not gripped tight and raised from perdition by Castiel.
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March 2012
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Watchtummiez:
mikedaoo:
“Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.”
I mean, kids can be cute.
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The Grinch is always such a gpoy.
oh-my-godstiel:
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Alis Volat Propriis: Homophobia: The fear that... →
aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum thinks Under Pressure is coming on the radio, only to realize it’s Ice Ice Baby.
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama’s entire day is narrated by Morgan Freeman.
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran:
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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Look at this ship
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my otp list's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the girl
The girl who ships ev'rything?
Look at these loves
angst to behold
How many feels can one otp hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) she's ships everything
I've got eye sex and tension aplenty
I've got fanfics and graphics galore
(You want headcanons?
I got twenty)
But who cares?
No...
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A list of things that do not offend people
what-the-fresh-hell:
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie:
thefuckingimpala:
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
Why is this text post background white are you trying to say they’re better than black backgrounds you fucking racist.
Only 5 dots? Number discrimination.
Uhm excuse me why do they have to be dots you’re hindering their...
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in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood